I'm such a loser, I attempt to spell everything correctly.

I realize now how unpopular I would be amongst the "teeny boppers" of today. I don't understand this "lmao" business. What is this "ily" and "imy" I would honestly be offended if my friends/lover thought that was a good enough sign of virtual affection. Yes okay, some things have stuck with me .. I do say "gtg" sometimes, and "brb" for sure. But there are limits. I guess the worst part is it's not just shortening things, it's affected spelling as well. There once was a point in my life, when I was VERY very young and things like Myspace and Hotmail were brand new and epically amazing. Everyone had Msn. So I went to do an essay and naturally things like putting "u" instead of "you" would come out. So, shocked and appalled (as I'm an English professor's daughter) I changed my ways very quickly.

These kids.. today. Dude. Seriously. It's worrying. There's the common "your" when they mean "you are" which is a problem because "ur" is used for both so they forget the difference. But just generally man, they're spelling is ridiculous. And please, god oh please.. Don't use numbers in words. Numbers are meant for Mathematics, okay? Not fucking communication via English. I fucking "h8" it. And another thing....YOU HAVE TIME OKAY? YOU HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO SPELL OUT THE FULL WORD. "tq" Well okay.. "Tee Que" you too? How the fuck is "tq" a short cut to "Thank you" .. I do not see a fucking Q. Yes I "hear" it, but where the fuck is the "thank" part of it then?

So I guess I can get over it. But please .. please ... DON'T bring it into normal real life conservations. That's right I heard someone, genuinely say.."I lolled so hard". Fucking retarded.

I'm not fucking righteous and perfect, but I these extreme cases of people like this should be classed "second english language speakers" because their first is "retardian". 

 

AFK.