Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Cuntnuggets.

The internet reminds me of how many absolute tools there are in the world.

I wish I could virtually slap people in the face, or give them a swift kick in the nuts. Perhaps a cunt punt? Depending on the gender.

Like shit like this man...
If I see one more fucking backwards peace sign/and or puckered lips and/or camera in mirror shot. I swear to god. This picture has all THREE retarded features.

A backwards peace sign doesn't mean 'peace' .. it's the fucking two finger salute mother fuckers. It's a basic "fuck you" NOT FUCKING PEACE. Just because retarded mongs like Kayne West or Mariah Carey do it, doesn't make it correct.

To end this off, here's some awesome insults from around the world.

"I shit in/on your whore mother" (Me cago en tu puta madre) (spanish)
"My dick in your conscience" (Airy fe dameerak) (Arab)
"My dick in your mother's rib cage" (Eyreh be afass seder emmak) (Arab)
"Your mother sucks bears in the forest" (Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata) (Bulgarian)
"Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari) (Iceland)
"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat) (Romania)
"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva" (Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva) (Romania)
There are many many more if you're interested:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_p2.html

My favorite? It's simple, yet powerful. Ahh, the Spanish..
Me cago en Dios.... I SHIT ON GOD.
 
AFK.

1 comment:

  1. if you hate the puckered lips as much as I do you go on antiduckface.com. The people who run that site are ruthless.

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