I'm such a loser, I attempt to spell everything correctly.

I realize now how unpopular I would be amongst the "teeny boppers" of today. I don't understand this "lmao" business. What is this "ily" and "imy" I would honestly be offended if my friends/lover thought that was a good enough sign of virtual affection. Yes okay, some things have stuck with me .. I do say "gtg" sometimes, and "brb" for sure. But there are limits. I guess the worst part is it's not just shortening things, it's affected spelling as well. There once was a point in my life, when I was VERY very young and things like Myspace and Hotmail were brand new and epically amazing. Everyone had Msn. So I went to do an essay and naturally things like putting "u" instead of "you" would come out. So, shocked and appalled (as I'm an English professor's daughter) I changed my ways very quickly.

These kids.. today. Dude. Seriously. It's worrying. There's the common "your" when they mean "you are" which is a problem because "ur" is used for both so they forget the difference. But just generally man, they're spelling is ridiculous. And please, god oh please.. Don't use numbers in words. Numbers are meant for Mathematics, okay? Not fucking communication via English. I fucking "h8" it. And another thing....YOU HAVE TIME OKAY? YOU HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO SPELL OUT THE FULL WORD. "tq" Well okay.. "Tee Que" you too? How the fuck is "tq" a short cut to "Thank you" .. I do not see a fucking Q. Yes I "hear" it, but where the fuck is the "thank" part of it then?

So I guess I can get over it. But please .. please ... DON'T bring it into normal real life conservations. That's right I heard someone, genuinely say.."I lolled so hard". Fucking retarded.

I'm not fucking righteous and perfect, but I these extreme cases of people like this should be classed "second english language speakers" because their first is "retardian". 

 

AFK.

Solution.

Why can't the homeless have Eftpos machines?

AFK.

Cuntnuggets.

The internet reminds me of how many absolute tools there are in the world.

I wish I could virtually slap people in the face, or give them a swift kick in the nuts. Perhaps a cunt punt? Depending on the gender.

Like shit like this man...

If I see one more fucking backwards peace sign/and or puckered lips and/or camera in mirror shot. I swear to god. This picture has all THREE retarded features.

A backwards peace sign doesn't mean 'peace' .. it's the fucking two finger salute mother fuckers. It's a basic "fuck you" NOT FUCKING PEACE. Just because retarded mongs like Kayne West or Mariah Carey do it, doesn't make it correct.

To end this off, here's some awesome insults from around the world.

"I shit in/on your whore mother" (Me cago en tu puta madre) (spanish)

"My dick in your conscience" (Airy fe dameerak) (Arab)

"My dick in your mother's rib cage" (Eyreh be afass seder emmak) (Arab)

"Your mother sucks bears in the forest" (Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata) (Bulgarian)

"Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari) (Iceland)

"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat) (Romania)

"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva" (Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva) (Romania)

There are many many more if you're interested:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_p2.html

My favorite? It's simple, yet powerful. Ahh, the Spanish..

Me cago en Dios.... I SHIT ON GOD.

 

AFK.

Talk shows on mute.

And people wonder why she's not married? Are you aware she has six toes on one foot?

I have already blogged about my hatred for this woman and what she stands for, once before on my old blog. I feel it deserves another rant, for all those that missed the first one. Unfortunately, I'm a little more lazier so I'll condense it.

She's a selfish and pretentious asshole. You may dispute this with "But she does so much for the world.." Really? Does she actually do a lot? Because I don't know about you, but I kinda only give respect to those you GIVE at the same time as SACRIFICING something. What the fuck has this bitch sacrificed?

Certainly not her multi-million dollar estate? OR maybe the six OTHER multi - million properties she owns??

"Hi, today on the Oprah show we're discussing the dying children in Africa, come on people, we gotta do more" Really? You're gonna sit there and ask the struggling middle America to help other people out? While you wear fucking custom Milano shoes, a Dolce and Gabanna outfit, and million dollar jewels? With your hair and make up and LIFE completely up-kept by a TEAM of people you can hire with your millions upon millions of dollars? How about we trade in your car or cars even, for some food for those dying children in Africa?

And how about the hypocrisy? (apparently that's how you spell it) . So the bitch sits there on her special shows giving people lectures about spending money and using credit cards. "DONT GET YOURSELVES INTO DEBT" Okay, good advice. But then the next fucking show, on the next fucking day?? "IT'S OPRAH'S SHOPPING LIST, WHAT'S ON THE HOT LIST TO BUY THIS SEASON!" .. . .. .. with what money exactly?

Of course she's perfectly aware that she has the whole of middle America in the palm of her hand (mostly the women with their credit cards) And you KNOW she's aware, because that's why all the companies pay her the BIG BUCKS to sell their products on her show. So these poor, brainwashed, sad little people, go out and buy these things. (Be it books or some new gadget) "Oprah said so, it must be good".

I wish I could find one person out their that did exactly EVERYTHING she said from day one. They would be FUCKED up. Can you imagine how many charities they would've donated to? How many things they would've bought? How many diets and health schemes they would've been on? Not to mention the different weird philosophies they would've applied to their sad little life? They would be fucked up.

Yeah great health and diet schemes Oprah, you're still fat. I don't mind that you are, clearly I'm no fucking Kate Moss - but don't preach what you can't fucking do. Shit-spinner.

And one last thing, she's all about the fucking Mother Land. Um, yeah how about starting with the poor society in YOUR OWN country? You know, the one you were born in, the one that's supported your entire career? So maybe before you start establishing schools in a country where you don't EVEN speak the language, why don't you set up a free health insurance company, maybe build some shelters, Or how about starting up a good school with great facilities...in YOUR OWN fucking country?

She's a nutbar, in my opinion. A confused, scarily powerful, nutbar. For godsake, she supported that piece of crap movement of THE SECRET. Yeah your right, I mean if little Ethiopian children just really BELIEVED that they wanted some food, then they'd actually GET IT. That's been the problem all along. They don't WANT food, water and shelter ENOUGH.

Wake up and smell the Douche. 

 

AFK.

Electro killed the Rockstar.

Dude, I'm sorry but I'm so sick of electro.

I'm sick of anything under the category, all that dance music...with silly names like 'house' and 'trance'.. all that shit. I'm just sick of it. As much as I'm sick of 'RnB' and 'Hip hop' And yes, they have quotations marks because what people call 'RnB', is actually bubble gum pop crap, and NOT Rhythm and Blues as they like to pretend. Hip hop is also bubble gum pop crap and nothing to do with a fusion or rap, jazz, bee bop, none of that.

Now, to be honest, with both RnB and Hip Hop, you'll find, that it's predominantly electro. All this crap is made on some random producer dudes' computer with crappy little samples. And nowadays, they use the same samples that dance music has been using. Those cheesy synths, corny claps, even fucking whistles.

PUKE.

It's rare to find anything mainstream in these categories that uses actual instruments. Even if they try to trick you by having a band behind them in a concert. Don't be fooled.

I respect that some are very talented. Let me just say that, before anyone argues back. I'm talking about majority here. But no, I don't like Tiesto, and raves are not my thing. To each their own. I got fucking bored at one a couple years back. All i could think was "no fucking wonder everyone's on drugs" Without them you see, it's not this 'amazing' experience. It's a boring, sweaty, dirty, annoying, loud, waste of money and time.

So musical 'artists' i beg you, let's try picking up a musical instrument? Maybe learning some basic music skills? And THEEEEEN.. MAYBE.. you could make some decent music.

It's a shame Douche Bags have to be so arrogant, I guess that's why they're Douche Bags.

Sorry for the rant.